I just started college. Expenses are tight so I'm working a job at a corner convenience store. I go to work in the evenings on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays.
Anyway, I'm getting along really well with my roommate, whose name is America. The other day she invited me to a meeting for an a cappella group but unfortunately it was on a Thursday evening so I had to go to work. It's too bad because it would have been a good way to meet people.
I got invited to a party on Friday so I thought I should bring her along. I came into the room and found her taking a nap.
I shook her a little bit and said, "Sorry to bug you but do you want to go to a party tonight?"
She was still kind of sleepy, but she mumbled something like "Don't you have to go to work?"
I said, "Wake up America. 7/11 is a part time job."