Please mom
You can never win! LOL...
I left my blanket at my 90 year old grandma’s house and asked her to send it back. She wrapped cookies and brownies inside
Nah, I’m good..
It’s been a long day. I once called an ostrich a “giraffe bird”. I’m not proud.
Are the ants fresh? What kind of sadness are the noodles prepared with?
I'm disgusted, but you have my attention.
Cat shaming.
I made this sign for my front door.
just in case..
This outlet has been working hard
Do you even sagg bro?