Mick, Seamus and Paddy are chatting about how stupid their wives are

Mick says *“women are so stupid, my wife is on some stupid diet but she’s not even fat”*
 

Seamus goes *“you think that’s stupid, my wife has gone and bought a car, she hasn’t even got a licence”*
 

So Paddy pipes up *“fellas that’s fucking nothing, my wife is taking 3 dozen condoms on a hen do to Benidorm this weekend, she hasn’t even got a cock!!”*