I guess he beat me to the punch line.
Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
An owl with a speech impediment.
She's a keeper.

All they'd to would be to just charge you
I reddit online.
But I'm not, actually.
Pasteurized milk.
I thought she was joking but then I saw her face
A leek(leak).
And 90% of men kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife!!!...
Because they are humorously a-parent.
Because Donald gets confused whenever someone makes a bid of No Trumps.
Zombread.
A handful