A father is in for his daily check up, and the doctor comes back to him saying
“Everything seems to be good, anything troubling you?”
The father replies,”Well.... you see recently me and the wife have been having some trouble when we try to get it on, mostly it me not being able to keep up.”
The doctor thinking, then explains to the man that he could prescribe him a medicine to help him keep it up.
He explains,”That one of these oils before you are going to start and everything should be fine.”
The father thanks the doctor for his time. After leaving the office, he goes to pick up his medicine and returns home.
After getting home he decided to take the whole bottle.
A couple hours later, the doctor decides to call the house to make sure everything is going fine, but the son picks up the phone instead.
The doctor explains to him that he just gave him father some medicine and wanted to see how he was doing.
The son replies,”Well, my moms dead, my sister is pregnant, my butthole hurts, and the dog is cornered.”